Tribal Arm Bands

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Skanky Band Following Broads

I honestly have no idea why girls have such an attraction to guys in bands. Most of them are shitty dudes with heavy arrogance and have no regard for what's in your best interest. The utter disgust I have for girls that have had numerous sexual partners is overwhelming, but I almost feel bad for these girls. It's like they don't realize that these dudes have probably done the same shit to tons of other girls and have one thing on their mind, to fuck you. Something I find even more despicable is when a girl sleep with numerous guys in one band. I understand not EVERY guy in a band is like this, but the vast majority is. These girls need to open their fucking eyes to these dudes bullshit and realize they couldn't give two fucks about them, or just stop being whores, which ever the case may be.

Trendy People

You know the Prius/Honda/VW driving douchebags with the Obama, Vintage Vinyl, and Stop War bumper stickers. The ones always caught up on what's cool and always try to make the littlest things into big deal to the point they act like they're doing something incredibly exclusive. And you better believe they are going home to update their myspace/facebook statuses on their MACBOOK and would not be caught dead on a PC. I don't understand why these people feel the need to make themselves into a bigger deal than they actually are, but if you feel the need to try and make yourself into a big deal... you probably aren't. I don't care if you're friends with this band or that band, and find it comical tha people feel the need to let you know they're friends with them, especially when they're a local band, or just plain shitty (but we'll save that for a different rant). Basically what I'm saying is, why do these trendy dirtballs feel the need to keep up on the hottest tnew trends and try to make themselves feel exclusive as fuck? I don't know, I really don't.

Tapout Shirts

Now to start this off, I wanna say I respect the art form of MMA and respect the fighters involved. What I don't respect is the almost cult like following of 150 pound manlets in Tapout shirts. These kids that walk around with their chests puffed out like they're the baddest dudes around. The dudes that go to partys and the second their skinny little bodies get a sip of alcohol (most likely Natty Light) they feel like they're the toughest mother fucker ready to take on the world, you know... Beer muscles. To let you know, your little UFC night escapades at BWW or Hooters doesn't make you tough because you watch people that know how to fight, fight. I am not saying I am tough, because well.. I'm not, but then again, I don't act tough. These dudes to me are just comical to see them walking around with their arms puffed out, or at the gym when they'll randomly go punch the heavy bag for 10 seconds then come out with the look like "whos next?" gotta be fuckin' kiddin me. Watch out! Swoll ass 150 pounders gonna take yallz out!

Vegetarianism

The harsh fact is that most "vegetarians" follow shitty diets. Why would anyone want to have a diet based off of carbohydrates and fats? Especially when you get the carbs from shitty sources packed with no nutritional value. Most of these diets these people follow lead to weight gain or weight loss leaving them looking like a bloated blimp or an Ethiopian. When you don't get the bare minimum amount of protein it can lead to muscle wasting. Which I guess could be why they usually end up looking like a blimp or an Ethiopian. In a recent study it was shown that extended lengths of vegetarianism can shrink brain matter due to the lack of the vitamin b-12 in their daily diets. Also the over cosumption of soy has been shown to increase estrogenic activity in males and adversly affect testosterone levels (testosterone is what makes men... men). I am not a vegetarian, nor will I ever be one, and this is not me saying vegetarianism is wrong or dumb, I'm just stating that a lot of these so called "vegetarians" have no idea what they're doing. If you're going to commit to something that can affect your body then do it for the betterment of it, not destruction. Eat whole foods, not empty caloried carbs, and your occasional salad drenched in dressing and covered in croutons.